It’s my gorgeous friend Lady Nina Birch‘s birthday on Friday 2nd March and I’m planning a kinky get-together for her to celebrate the occasion. What birthday would be complete without champagne and a whole host of sissy sluts and forced bi boys to entertain us?! Would you like to come along to Lady Nina’s exclusive premises in Guildford for part or all of the day and help to put on a depraved birthday show for our viewing pleasure?!
Due to my tendency to buy far too much BDSM furniture, I have the following good quality pieces of dungeon furniture for sale:
Black leather and steel bondage table
A very sturdy and useful bit of kit. The table is padded with black leather and has two removable pads for nipple and genital/ass play. It comes with a set of leather body straps and also has a series of welded fixing points along the base of the table which are great for rope bondage play. There is an overhead gantry which has steel rings for attaching rope and pulleys. At each end of the gantry are a pair of removable padded leg supports which transform the table into the perfect height fucking bench. I cannot tell you how many hours of fun I have had with this bench: spanking, strap-on play, breath play, CBT, nipple torture, rope bondage, mummification… it is such a versatile bit of furniture!
“Rack Masters” 3-piece dungeon suite
This set is made up of a suspension cross, an adjustable height whipping horse and a set of stocks. They are made of black hardwood (tulipwood) and finished in red leather. They can be purchased together or separately, but priority will be given to anyone who wants to buy the set as they co-ordinate perfectly.
The suspension cross is designed to be fitted semi-permanently floor to ceiling. The height of the arm restraints is fully adjustable (using a very cool ship’s wheel) to enable everything from a seated position for your sub right up to suspending them with their feet off the ground – if they’re feeling brave! I used this in my previous dungeon for several years and it was ideal for all sorts of scenes where I wanted my subs to be completely immobilised in an upright position.
… a few pics of it in action…
The stocks hold a sub’s head and arms in place securely and present their bottom in the perfect position for a good whipping, caning or pegging, with no chance of moving. It has an easily adjustable base and stocks to suit different height subs. The spanking horse is really special! It has a removable base section to give additional height for any super-tall subs and the top section can also be raised using the crank handle at the side, meaning it is completely adjustable in a couple of seconds to fit pretty much anybody. Shackling points on both sides mean there is no escape for a cuffed sub, and the padded top means they can be kept there for quite some time without annoying grumbling!
Please use the contact form below if you would like to purchase something…
A couple of keen boys have contacted me recently regarding my birthday next month (well done, extra slave points for you 😂) so I have updated my Amazon wish list , which is now brimming with wanted items!
I did previously have a DC wish list for items not sold on Amazon such as designer shoes and clothes, but I experienced delays and hassle when an order was placed previously, so am going to avoid using it in future! If you’d like to spoil me with Louboutins or other luxury items then this will need to be done directly so do get in touch with me to discuss! There are numerous pairs of sexy shoes and boots I have my eye on right now…
And, as always, if you’d like to take the initiative and pick me something out yourself then I do very much enjoy surprises (and punishing those who get my tastes so very, very wrong 😂)!
Something which should be quite high on your priorities list when visiting a Dominatrix is your personal hygiene. Dommes are usually impeccably clean and well turned out – unless you’ve specifically negotiated a sweaty post-gym session or perhaps a dirty foot worship session – and I’m sure I’m not the only Domme who finds it a tad insulting to learn that a visiting sub hasn’t returned the courtesy of making sure they are also clean and smell nice.
There is rarely an excuse for you to begin a session in a less-than-perfectly-clean state, given that bathroom and shower facilities are available to all who visit my premises. I appreciate that you might have come straight from a long day at work, or had a long journey, or simply have become a bit hot and sweaty in anticipation en route. If you think, or even suspect, you might not be 100% fresh, it’s better to be sure… You are always welcome to take a quick shower for your peace of mind and my comfort. You most definitely won’t annoy me by keeping me waiting, your conscientiousness will please me, and I allow plenty of time in my schedule for all visitors.
Apart from the usual suspects; feet, armpits and hair, here are a few more femdom-specific tips which might seem like they’re obvious but can sometimes be overlooked in the build up to your visit…
1. Don’t forget your toothbrush…
A lot of sessions I participate in result in heavy breathing, huffing, puffing, and long exhaled screams – and that’s just me! Seriously, though, try to imagine how much of a mood-killer it is for me if, when leaning in close to gaze sensually into my sub’s eyes and whisper encouragement as he suffers for me, with every gasp he exudes (directly into my face at point blank range) I get a whiff of the monster munch he stopped and ate in the layby down the road, or his stale coffee breath, or the pint he had for Dutch courage en route. I shouldn’t be able to tell how much wine my sub drank or what he had for dinner the night before, either. I always have a bottle of mouthwash available in the slave bathroom for you to use, or – even better – you could bring a toothbrush and use it as part of your preparation when you arrive. Minty fresh breath is always the best breath to have if you’re going to be exhaling directly into somebody else’s face and don’t want them to subject you to an impromptu Roman shower.
2. Bottoms up!
If your bottom is going to feature prominently in our time spent together, then you should always take care to ensure it’s in a pleasant state. There are few things guaranteed to kill a spanking role play quite as dead as me having to stop and send you to wash your grotty bottom as soon as you’ve been put across my knee, because you’ve not had a spruce up after visiting the bathroom earlier on in the day. Can you imagine my delight at having a smelly, sweaty bumcrack complete with trouser fluff and a cute little TP “tail” protruding just inches from my face as you assume the position across my knee? Of course you can’t… Because it’s anything but delightful. As a general rule of thumb, if you’re going to bend over for a spanking, you should be freshly showered – just having a wipe and hoping for the best is most definitely not enough.
3. Preparing for a probing.
Similarly, if you’re coming for a strap-on session or performing any kind of anal acrobatics for me, you will need to prepare in advance for both our sakes (there are plenty of very good resources online for you to refer to if you are inexperienced, try this helpful illustrated guide for starters, and if you’re still not sure then Google is definitely your friend). Of course, there are very few easy ways of ensuring there’s nothing up there, but if you’ve made the efforts you should have made in advance (and possibly again when you arrive) then this should be minimal, if anything at all, and should not pose a problem to either of us. If, however, you haven’t made much (if any) effort to be ready for large rubber items to be pushed repeatedly in and out of your colon, it’s likely to end in a short-lived, messy, embarrassing and possibly very uncomfortable/painful experience for you, and an utterly unpleasant experience for me. Please, please prepare so we can both enjoy it as we should. It’s disappointing and a tad insulting for me – and presumably cringe-making for you – to find that your bottom is a no-go zone because you simply haven’t bothered to make the effort you should have done for me, and yourself. Don’t expect the colon fairy to magic your bottom clean for you. It takes effort.
4. CBT should be torture for you, not me…
Along much the same lines as the above advice for bottom-related activities, it probably goes without saying that if you are going to ask somebody – anybody – to have close contact with your genitalia, you should have washed carefully immediately before such contact is due to take place! Indeed, I have very few gripes with my visitors as far as this area is concerned, but the very occasional new guest does seem to have missed the memo. To clarify, everything should be freshly and carefully showered, with particular care taken to wash every surface very thoroughly (translation: check carefully beneath your foreskin if you are the proud owner of one!) before you place your penis into the hands of a Dominatrix. It’s never nice for a sub when Mistress retches and quickly opts to put the peg on her nose instead of his manservant before reaching for the Dettol wipes and giving a lecture on intimate hygiene.
5. To shave or not to shave…?
Additionally, whilst not a hygiene issue as such, you may find that certain Mistresses have rules or preferences as to pubic or other bodily hair. Some have a blanket ban. My personal preference is indeed for a freshly trimmed/shaved/waxed/otherwise de-fuzzed cock and ball area, but I do understand that personal circumstances or preferences may mean this is tricky or impossible, so I don’t enforce an outright Pube Ban. I find smooth cocks and balls are preferable for many kinds of CBT as, among other things, electrodes and clamps tend to attach better, cleaning up waxes and lubes after use is easier, and suction equipment tends to form a better airtight seal on bare flesh. Some of my visitors see understanding professionals in advance (I highly recommend Wicked Waxing for your intimate waxing needs) to have themselves fully waxed as part of their pre-session build up, and enjoy the sense of anticipation and servitude this gives them.
…And that concludes today’s sermon! The moral of the story… If in doubt, wash it! And if you’re not in doubt, wash it anyway!
As those of you who’ve visited me recently already know – the original painting hangs proudly in my studio – I have the honour of featuring in as Cinderella in one of Sardax’s series of Fairytale paintings, in which the main female characters are played by Mistresses.
You can take a look at the other fantastic paintings in the series on Sardax’s blog
I also note that Sardax is now back taking commissions again… Wouldn’t it be lovely if I could have one or two more portraits in time for my birthday or Christmas… *hint hint*
If you would like to book a session of 1 hour or more on one of these dates, then get in touch via the session contact form at mistresswhiplash.co.uk
If you would like to session with Chloe here in Hampshire on other dates then this can usually be arranged but is subject to a 2 hour minimum session booking. She is also available on various dates throughout July.
Chloe will be using my premises for sessions from 26th to 28th April 2017. Sessions are available in both domestic and dungeon settings. If you’d like to visit her for any of the following activities, please use the session contact form to request to visit:
smothering and breath play
strap-on and anal training
foot fetish and foot worship
tease and denial
general domination and servitude
At present, availability remains for the afternoon and early evening of Wednesday 26th, mid-afternoon on Thursday 27th, and morning of Friday 28th.
I’ve got some lovely sparkly new cross country running trainers, so I’m retiring a couple of my very old, very filthy, very well-travelled and well-loved pairs. Be warned, they are very yucky indeed and have been worn to the point they’re almost falling apart, so aren’t for the faint hearted or weak-stomached!
If you’d like to be the proud(ish) new owner of a pair of my stinky running shoes, either reply to this thread with your details (don’t worry, I won’t publish your reply!) or use the contact form on MistressWhiplash.co.uk to make me an offer I can’t refuse.
Trainers will be mailed to the lucky recipients, or if you prefer you may collect them in person from my dungeon in Hampshire and get to see them on my feet in the flesh before you take them away to their new home.